An Unexpected Response: I Briefly Pretend to be a Prostitute

By: Jacob Lewis

The internet is amazing.

Why? Well, let’s say that somebody responds to an escort’s craigslist advertisement by text, and accidently puts in your cell phone number to talk about prices, at that time you only have the person’s cell phone number and knowledge of their penchant for whoring. However, with the magic of the internet, this is enough to find their full name, where they work and pretty much every detail of their life. This is helpful information when you are making sure that this mistake isn’t repeated by this particular individual.

Although, I can’t I wouldn’t have been interested in continuing the conversation to find out what his top line was. Based on my findings he probably makes a pretty decent wage. Although, it would probably get me depressed about the career choice I picked.

Regardless, it’s too late now. I don’t think he will be game to return to our exchange. There is nothing like having a potential prostitute suddenly respond on a first name basis and ask you to bring Albertson to the motel too, to make you feel like a conversation should be ended and never continued.

Albertson is the name of his dog, by the way. I don’t know why I dragged him into this. From the pictures, he seems like a very good boy.

The internet is amazing.

Why? Well, let’s say that somebody responds to an escort’s craigslist advertisement by text, and accidently puts in your cell phone number to talk about prices, at that time you only have the person’s cell phone number and knowledge of their penchant for whoring. However, with the magic of the internet, this is enough to find their full name, where they work and pretty much every detail of their life. This is helpful information when you are making sure that this mistake isn’t repeated by this particular individual.

Although, I can’t I wouldn’t have been interested in continuing the conversation to find out what his top line was. Based on my findings he probably makes a pretty decent wage. Although, it would probably get me depressed about the career choice I picked.

Regardless, it’s too late now. I don’t think he will be game to return to our exchange. There is nothing like having a potential prostitute suddenly respond on a first name basis and ask you to bring Albertson to the motel too, to make you feel like a conversation should be ended and never continued.

Albertson is the name of his dog, by the way. I don’t know why I dragged him into this. From the pictures, he seems like a very good boy.

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